Benedict World!

Earlier I had posted an article regarding the conclave voting because I found it interesting even though it wasn't very in-depth. When I had seen that Amy Welborn posted a similar story it occurred to me that we now have enough information to create a graphical display of the conclave results.



Keeping with the American tradition of shameless commercialization, RickCo (R) is offering for a limited time only, these Custom designed T-Shirts. Let the world know that you support your pontiff. Show your colors!!!!

We have the following colors available:

Classic White: For those who are pure.



Cardinal Red: For those who have a flair for flash



Tiara Gold: For those who feel they should be pope.



Mourning Black: For those who already have one foot outside of the Church.



How much would you expect to pay for such high quality merchandise?
$300.00?
$200.00?
$159.99?

Normally you would be right, but in celebration of this momentous occasion, we are offering these must-have items for just 6 easy payments of 19.99. That’s right, for less than half the cost of a cup of coffee a day you can sport your colors!

Plus, for every order we receive we will make a generous donation to the Congregation of the Doctrine of Faith. They are in dire need of wood and matches for the upcoming inquisition. We believe in responsible citizenship!

Act now and receive commemorative photocopy of the Holy Father’s picture ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Order now by sending lots of money to RickCo (R).